Hoo-Yah! We Americans love our cars, baby! And we love to drive fast! Screw the freaking speed limits! This is the USA! USA! USA!
You know what happens if you drive over the speed limit in Springfield, Missouri? — Gotta love real America! — The city will raise the speed limits to fit the speed drivers want to go! Oh, yeah!
Why? Because the roads belong to cars! The rest of you wimps who walk and ride bicycles best clear off the streets. You’re not welcome. We’re going faster, so keep your pets and children inside where they belong.
Real Americans drive cars — fast and alone! And we LOVE danger!
Hey! Middle-east oil producers! Start pumping, baby! We need more.
UPDATE: OMG! We don’t want to end up like these people!